Kristen Stewart, Brie Larson and Anne Hathaway in Just One Of The Guys by Jenny Lewis [x]
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
As adorable as the dark side of the moooooooon
Short Term 12, directed by Destin Cretton (2013)
I just watched this simple but incredibly beautiful film. It’s stories like this that make me remember why wanted to be an actor and a writer. They remind me of what is possible in just 90 minutes and how people can be moved. Just lovely.
I never usually laugh at these, but I literally just lost it
Tears are streaming down my face oh my god
Hungry for dong
Okay, are these funnier than the usual autocorrect hell I see, or is it just that I have autocorrect now on my phone?
OMG I just laughed myself to tears reading this!! It doesn’t happen often but god it’s good! Thanks auto cucumber XD